I bought a Roomba (it's currently in the kitchen, but it might not be there for long).

Yeah, a Roomba. One of those robot vacuum cleaners. I bought one. And I love it already. It's like a new puppy, scooting along the floor, getting accustomed to its new surroundings, and occasionally nipping at your heels. The best is when it goes underneath the couch -- it's surprisingly adorable. I wouldn't say I could sit and watch it all day, as that would be a egregious overstatement. But I could honestly say I could sit and watch it for a whole hour straight, absolutely. It plays a little tune (it actually sounds kinda like a Simon, which makes perfect sense because it looks like a Simon) when you start it up, and then again when it's finished.

I'm gonna leave a trail of Cheetos for it, like some modern day Hansel & Gretel.